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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 3:28:43 GMT -5
so, i was just on cracked, right? right. well,
i found this thing on the top five animals
with, basically, amazing dicks. i just watched
a video of elephant sex. oh, and did you know
that jake has good reason to be afraid of ducks?
yeah, that's right. ducks like to rape each other.
no lie. also, duck vaginas are mega complicated
as are duck dicks... just because of a little rape.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 14:33:21 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 14:38:13 GMT -5
um, why what? why was i looking this shit up in class,
you mean? well, why not? that is the real question. so,
by the way, there's this sex toy called like the auto suck
or something. because god knows that boys get lonely
when driving. also, god knows that they get boners 'cause
the hum of the engine is just too fuckin' much to handle.
oh, also, i'm going to get jake ducks for his birthday.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 14:45:44 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 14:49:13 GMT -5
i think i should get daton an auto suck, because i will
not be sucking him as he drives. been there, done that.
it's not fun. mainly because i hate having dicks in my
fucking mouth, but that's besides the point. the auto
suck plugs into the car's cigarette lighter. good to know,
right? you can also get an ass plug that is black and looks
like a pig tail. it's attractive. i'm going to get you one...
good idea, yes? and, i don't care what you say. i am going
to get him ducks. daton can deal with him whining, 'cause
after i give him the ducks i'm going to take you away and
do things to you. so basically, his birthday sucks. i'm going
to give him ducks and then steal his girlfriend for hot, lezzie
sex. god, his life is jank. either way, it's gonna happen.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 14:53:50 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 14:56:46 GMT -5
well, i don't know why you're not proud! you should be!
damn straight. and yes, his birthday does sound quite
enjoyable, does it not? come on, you know you're looking
forward to being taken away. you always are. all the time
you're thinking, 'when will kandi next come and fuck me?
god, i miss that cheeky, sexy little minx.' don't deny it,
gabby. i know it's true. because i can read people's minds.
it's a gift and a curse.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 14:59:54 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 15:03:23 GMT -5
i see no reason to not talk about this in note-form. learning
is overrated. we are all so talented, we'll get rich and famous
and not even need shit like trigonometry or whatever. 'cause
no one gives two shits about math! the only thing you need
math for is figuring out how much a buncha weed will cost...
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 15:07:14 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 15:09:48 GMT -5
yeah, well... i will totally get famous for taking my
clothes off and looking sexy, so. i personally do not
need math. and, really, you don't either. jake and
daton and the other boys will make it big and then
jakey will pay for everything, including weed! woot.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 15:16:03 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 15:18:06 GMT -5
oh, come on. you know i didn't mean it like that.
i was merely stating that you don't need math.
nobody does, really. because it sucks. i would like
to castrate the inventors of math... if they were,
you know, still alive. which they aren't. fuckers.
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Post by GABRIELLE KAISA JONASSON on Dec 31, 2009 15:21:19 GMT -5
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Post by ARCADIA KANDICE BLAIR on Dec 31, 2009 15:22:44 GMT -5
wouldn't i get arrested for castrating them? hmm... good
question, good question. but yeah, mathematicians are all
basically just asking to have their genitals fucked up. no
one should love math as much as they do. i mean, really!
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